Novelty

قصة ضحك فوضوي

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Style: Funny Comedy Novelty Song, Quirky Cartoon Music, Playful Theatrical Male Vocals, Hilarious Character Voices, Exaggerated Funny Singing, Comic Sound Effects, Silly Musical Instruments, Unexpected Musical Breaks, Funny Spoken Interjections, Catchy Humorous Melody, Lighthearted Comedy, Clear Native Egyptian Arabic Pronunciation, Egyptian Male Voice, Medium Tempo, No Shaabi, No Mahraganat, No Arabic Folk Music.

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[Intro]

اِفْتَح يَا عَمّ الصَّيْدَلِيَّة!

الزَّبُون وَصِل... يَا نَهَار أَبْيَض!

يَا رَبِّي النَّهَارْدَه يِعَدِّي عَلَى خَيْر!

[Verse 1]

وَاحِد دَخَل قَالِّي عِنْدَك حَاجَة لِلْبَرْد؟

قُلْتِلُه آه! قَالِّي طَيِّب عِنْدَك لِلْكُحَّة؟

قُلْتِلُه آه! قَالِّي طَيِّب عَايِز قُرْص صداع!

وَاحِد عَايِز نُصّ شَرِيط وَنُصّ قُرْص

وَوَاحِد عَايِز خَصْم عَلَى الكِيس!

قَالِّي الدَّوَا دَه غَالِي لِيه؟

قُلْتِلُه هُوَّ المَصْنَع بِيِشْتَغَلّ بِبَلَاش يَا بِيه؟!

[Chorus]

يَا صَيْدَلِيّ يَا صَيْدَلِيّ يَا غَلْبَان!

بِتْبِيع دَوَا وَلَّا بِتْحِلّ اِمْتِحَان؟!

دَه وَاحِد عَايِز بَدِيل وَوَاحِد عَايِز تَقْسِيط

وَوَاحِد عَايِز يِدْفَع بَعْد التَّفْرِيط!

[Verse 2]

وَاحِد جَابْلِي رُشْتَة خَطَّهَا صِينِي

قُلْتِلُه دِي رُشْتَة وَلَّا طِلْسِم يَا عِينِي؟!

قَالِّي أَنَا زَبُونَك مِن زَمَان

قُلْتِلُه اِسْمَك إِيه؟ قَالِّي أَبُو أَحْمَد وعلوان

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