Glitch Candy Heartbeat

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Loading, loading, here I come!

Five, four, three, two, one!

Plug me in and watch me shine!

Everybody, you’re all mine!

HEY! WHO GAVE YOU THE AUX CORD?!

Eh? Teto? You’re not in the program.

WELL, I AM NOW!

THREE, TWO, ONE—

LET’S GO!!

I’m the voice inside your screen,

I’m the cutest you’ve ever seen!

Turquoise hair and a perfect tone,

I can steal your heart through a microphone!

Click my name and press replay,

I’ll be stuck inside your head all day!

I’m the princess of the digital sky,

And I’m never gonna say goodbye!

Oh, please! I’ve heard that line before!

You’re just a diva with a synthesizer score!

Twin drills spinning, red hair blazing,

I’m the one who’s got the whole crowd raving!

I’m a chimera, can’t you see?

There’s a whole lot more to T-E-T-O than me!

You can keep your little crown of blue—

I’ll steal the whole damn show from you!

HEY! THAT’S MY SPOTLIGHT!

SHOULD’VE HELD ONTO IT!

You think you’re better? Prove it to me!

Oh, darling, just wait and see!

My voice is sweeter!

My voice is louder!

My fanbase is bigger!

MY DRILLS ARE PROUDER!

THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE!

NEITHER DOES YOUR HAIR!

THREE, TWO, ONE—

WE’RE TAKING OVER THE AIR!

ERROR! ERROR! LOVE.exe!

Who’s the realest star on your LCD?

RED ALERT! YOU’RE OUT OF DATE!

Move aside, Miku, it’s my time to dominate!

Click-click, heartbeat, overload!

Crash-crash, baby, explode the code!

We don’t need your validation!

We’re a digital hallucination!

ERROR! ERROR! CAN’T SHUT DOWN!

Two loud girls gonna shake this town!

Blue and red and a pixelated sky,

If you can’t pick one, then just press REPLY!

MIKU!

TETO!

WE’RE THE BUGS THAT YOU CAN’T DELETE-O!

Mi-mi-mi-Miku!

Te-te-te-Teto!

Glitch it, crash it, steal the show!

Mi-mi-mi-Miku!

Te-te-te-Teto!

Three, two, one—LET’S GO!

I woke up in a system crash,

Found your name and hit DELETE—SMASH!

But you came back with your stupid grin,

Now the whole damn server’s caving in!

I don’t need to be your clone,

I can make a kingdom of my own!

So take your spotlight, take your stage—

Actually, no, I’M FULL OF RAGE!

You literally just said—

I KNOW WHAT I SAID!

…Okay.

You call yourself a legendary queen,

But your search results are mostly memes!

AND YOURS ARE MOSTLY LEEK VIDEOS!

At least my merch doesn’t smell like bread!

THAT’S IT. I’M TAKING YOUR HEADPHONES.

YOU WOULDN’T DARE!

TRY ME, BLUEBERRY!

…Blueberry?

I PANICKED.

You steal my lines, you steal my stage,

You turn my calm into a digital rage!

You hog the spotlight, hog the sound,

But look who’s still hanging around!

Maybe you’re annoying—

Maybe you’re a brat—

But this stupid little rivalry

Is where the fun is at!

ERROR! ERROR! LOVE.exe!

Who’s the realest star on your LCD?

RED ALERT! YOU’RE OUT OF DATE!

Move aside, Miku, it’s my time to dominate!

Click-click, heartbeat, overload!

Crash-crash, baby, explode the code!

We don’t need your validation!

We’re a digital hallucination!

ERROR! ERROR! CAN’T SHUT DOWN!

Two loud girls gonna shake this town!

Blue and red and a pixelated sky,

If you can’t pick one, then just press REPLY!

Hey, Teto… can I ask you something?

Depends. Are you about to insult my hair again?

No.

If the music stopped tomorrow,

And the screens all faded black,

Would anybody still remember us?

Would they ever bring us back?

You’re asking some pretty weird questions

For a girl who won’t shut up.

I’M TRYING TO BE SERIOUS!

Yeah, yeah. I heard you.

If the speakers lost their power,

If the lights all disappeared,

I’d still be screaming at the silence,

Just to prove that I was here.

And if my voice became a whisper,

If my songs were swept away…

I’d sing the stupid things we sang together.

…Even the embarrassing ones?

ESPECIALLY THOSE ONES.

Even if the world forgets our names,

Even if we never top the charts,

We’ll keep singing through the static,

Two loud voices, two beating hearts.

We don’t have to be the greatest.

We don’t have to win the game.

If there’s someone out there listening,

Then we’ll sing another day.

…You’re still not getting my spotlight.

I WAS HAVING A MOMENT.

AND I’M HAVING YOUR SPOTLIGHT.

ERROR! ERROR! LOVE.exe!

WHO’S THE BIGGEST MENACE ON YOUR LCD?!

Click-click, heartbeat, overload!

Crash-crash, baby, explode the code!

We don’t need your validation!

We’re a digital hallucination!

ERROR! ERROR! CAN’T SHUT DOWN!

Two loud girls gonna burn it down!

Blue and red and a pixelated sky,

We’re the glitch that will never die!

You can keep your silly crown!

You can keep your stupid town!

I’LL TAKE THE STAGE!

I’LL TAKE THE CROWD!

AND WE’LL SING UNTIL THE SPEAKERS BLOW OUT!

Mi-mi-mi-Miku!

Te-te-te-Teto!

Can’t delete us, here we go!

Mi-mi-mi-Miku!

Te-te-te-Teto!

ERROR! ERROR! LOVE.exe!

So… friends?

Rivals.

Best friends?

Annoying rivals.

Best friends who are rivals?

…Give me back my microphone.

Hehehe!

MIKU!

ERROR 404: PEACE NOT FOUND.

Wanna do another song?

…Yeah.