Venomous Duet

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[Intro]

Yeah, yeah

Ștefan, where you at?

Bro's in the yard again

Nineteen ninety-eight...

Skrrt!

[Chorus]

Big curls bouncing, glasses on his face

Running in his yard, never leaves the place

I said, "Come gym," he said, "I'm doing cardio"

Bro running circles like a damn rodeo

Red Beetle, '98, that's his whole life

Little Volkswagen got him hypnotized

He says he's a car guy, knows every wheel

But that red Beetle's the only thing real

[Verse 1]

I text Ștefan, "Bro, let's hit the gym"

He sends me a pic of the backyard again

Running past the fence, doing laps in the grass

Calling that a workout, man, I'm dying of laughs

Big curly hair, looking like a cloud

Four eyes behind them glasses, acting real proud

I got weights to lift, got a plan to get strong

He's doing yard cardio, been there all along

I said, "Bro, come with me, we can train together"

He said, "Nah, I'm outside, enjoying the weather"

I said, "That's not cardio, that's just walking around"

He said, "Watch my pace," then he ran out of town

[Chorus]

Big curls bouncing, glasses on his face

Running in his yard, never leaves the place

I said, "Come gym," he said, "I'm doing cardio"

Bro running circles like a damn rodeo

Red Beetle, '98, that's his whole life

Little Volkswagen got him hypnotized

He says he's a car guy, knows every wheel

But that red Beetle's the only thing real

[Verse 2]

Talks about engines, horsepower, speed

But that Beetle's the only car he needs

Nineteen ninety-eight, his prized possession

Bro got a whole car crush, that's an obsession

He knows every detail, every little part

That red Volkswagen got a place in his heart

I ask him, "Bro, what about a Ferrari?"

He says, "Nah, the Beetle's legendary"

I pull up at the gym, he's nowhere around

He's chasing his shadow on the backyard ground

"Come on, Ștefan!" I yell through the gate

He says, "One more lap," man, it's getting too late

[Bridge]

Oh, Ștefan, come outside

Leave the Beetle, take a ride

We got weights, we got a plan

You and me, become the man

But he's gone, he's out of sight

Doing cardio by the porch tonight

Red car shining in the moonlight

Bro's living his own life

[Chorus]

Big curls bouncing, glasses on his face

Running in his yard, never leaves the place

I said, "Come gym," he said, "I'm doing cardio"

Bro running circles like a damn rodeo

Red Beetle, '98, that's his whole life

Little Volkswagen got him hypnotized

He says he's a car guy, knows every wheel

But that red Beetle's the only thing real

[Outro]

Yeah, yeah

Yard cardio...

Ninety-eight Beetle...

Come to the gym, bro

Skrrt, skrrt...