Beizzati Trap

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Latrine ki permanent member,

Subah se baithi, shaam tak andar,

Rush karna padta isko, yeh karti bloom,

Push karti itna, lagta hai delivery room.

Kabji itni gehri ki patthar bhi pighal jaaye,

Do-do din tak tatti na jaaye,

Isabgol piti jaye

Phir bhi nahi nikalta, nikalti hai bas hawa.

Yeh hai gelchodi chiku hai gawa

Kabji ki rani, latrine yaad dilaye nani,

Baithi rehti ghanton, jaise koi meeting chali,

Isabgol peena padta full glass,

Phir bhi nahi nikalti to bolti “tatti first class”.

Time itna lagati ki ghar wale dete tanne,

Thoda sa bhi kaam karle to pasine inke aane,

Main bola leti mere se pange mol,

Piti subah-shaam Isabgol.

Bolke yeh jaati ki “ek minute mein aati”,

1-1 ghante baithti jaise fingering karke aati.

Isabgol ka packet khatam, system hua overload,

Iske kutte wala hai bawasir, taklif itni bhayankar, ki

Doctor bolta “bahen chod kon laya yeh bawasir”,

Khati nahi hai sabzi, hai inke kabji,

Kyun leti hai pange mol, piti pure din Isabgol,

Baithi rehti ghanton, bolti hai “mere kothe do”,

Ek jisme main naachti, dusre mein meri tatti.

Pressure itna lagaya, main boli “gaand faati, gaand faati”,

Phir bhi nahi nikalta, nikalti bas aawaaze,

Log samajhte kothe wali,

Aur tu baithi sochti… “aaj nikal jaaye to baat ban jaaye.....