When Stars Collide

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[Female]

Morning.

I hope you have a good shift.

I don’t really know what else to say this morning

given recent events

and how I feel about where we are right now,

but I figured saying something

was better than saying nothing.

[Male]

Good morning.

I hope you managed to get some sleep last night.

Please say to Oliver

I hope he has a great first day back at school.

[Female]

Had the most awful night.

Trying to remember how to tie a tie.

Send thoughts and positive vibes!

[Male]

Oh no!

I hope you manage to get it.

Google is your friend!

Wait.

Tie?

Is this just for the first day?

[Female]

Well, it doesn’t matter.

He’s not a skinny waist anymore.

Could barely button the trousers,

so he’ll now wear his usual polo shirt and joggies.

I just like the full uniform on

for the first day

and for photograph days.

[Male]

What?!

He’s putting on the beef?!

Fair enough, the uniform.

As much as it’s nice to see them looking smart,

kids should be comfortable at school.

But yes.

I agree.

First day.

Photo days.

Or anything special that’s going on.

[Female]

Yup.

Little podgy belly.

I’ll need to reactivate Facebook

for the obligatory first day pics.

[Male]

Going to have to get an exercise regime

going on in the garden,

so he gets back his beach body!

Of course!

Please send me it too.

[Female]

Well, it’s a tradition of mine

to post the worst ones.

Gets boring with all the

“perfect look at my kid”

first day pics.

Happy to send you a nice one.

[Male]

Good and bad then, please!

[Female]

The bad ones are on Facebook…

where you’ll see…

You Were Not Deleted.

[Male]

Definitely not your standard

back-to-school pics!

Have you spoken to your shed guy recently?

He came out last Wednesday

and I’ve not received a price from him yet.

I texted him

on Monday, I think it was,

to see if he had a price…

but I haven’t heard…

A Thing.

[Ensemble]

He HASN’T Heard A Thing!

A Thiiiiiiiiing!

About The Shed!

The Shed!